Max: How many have I had? Maid: Two. Max: Make it an uneven three. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain von Trapp: Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading u...
First day of my period, ibuprofen taken, sitting in my room with a cup of ginger lemon tea, the soft glow of a yellow lamp illuminating my desk. Outside, it’s a typical cloudy, fresh Irish afternoon, quiet and serene. Remembering that it’s International W...
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